Guys, please read my extremely NSFW Guardians of the Galaxy fanfic told from the perspective of Groot here.
I don’t normally rec a lot of PWP, but wow. Stop what you’re doing and read this, you won’t regret it!
Paranoid Android - Radiohead
I am in a HORRENDOUS mood, in case you were wondering.
I really hope the first nurse who answered when I called the doctor told the second nurse my name because I just realized I never said it and she’s calling in a prescription for me because I might have a UTI (though I’m not sure and i don’t want to take antibiotics if i don’t need them)
(and I do not want to do this I feel like shit and the last thing i want to do is pee in a cup)
My stomach and intestines are making the grossest noises.
It’s really unfortunate that I have no one to go on dates with, because fall is the perfect dating season.