do you ever see a post so obnoxious you subconsciously whisper “fuck off" as you’re scrolling past it
I remember one time I messaged a friend of mine, and she replied in Spanish. I was so embarrassed that I didn’t understand what she said (considering she’d done this before and I’d had to ask her), that I didn’t reply.
She got really mad at me when I didn’t reply, so I just pretended my phone had rung and I had to answer it for a half hour.
look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much
dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused
i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit
but that’s like, worst case scenario
WHEN YOU SHIP SOMETHING PLATONICALLY BUT THE REST OF THE FANDOM SHIPS IT SEXUALLY/ROMATICALLY SO ALL THE MATERIAL OF THE SHIP IS ROMANTIC OR PORN